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50+ Cuss Word Alternatives


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In a few of my previous lives I was a sailor and judging by my vocabulary I’d say I wasn’t just a sailor but one kick-ass pirate! Unfortunately as my husband tells me…all…the…time…cursing makes you look unintelligent. Now, both my fellow sailors and I know that that’s not true. Using words incorrectly makes you look stupid and cuss words are not normally used incorrectly, at least not by me.

Anyhow, I’m a mom, blah, blah, blah, so I am trying to be a good example and all that jazz. So a couple of months ago I asked my friends on Facebook to give me their best bad word alternatives. Here is a VERY EXTENSIVE LIST with some explanations here and there. (Corresponding blogs are linked.)
  1. Monkey Poo
  2. Shiznit
  3. Frickity
  4. Crudbucket
  5. Motherpucker
  6. Bush league
  7. Sugar bush
  8. Balls (We had many, many, balls on the list)
  9. Son of a Mother
  10. Mother bear
  11. Sweet mary and Jooooosssseeeppphhhh (in my best fake Irish accent…)
  12. Bozos
  13. From Madagascar: Shouda Had an Iced Tea and Grand Cooley Dam!
  14. From Rise of the Guardians: Shostakovich!
  15. From Spongebob: Barnacles
  16. Using random, silly words that start with the same letter as the cuss word you want to use. ex. Soda or Forceps
  17. Motherfather
  18. THANK YOU Arnebya from What Now and Why for this super awesome clip and great idea! Book Exclamations
  19. Go French, Oh Mince!
  20. Shenanigans
  21. For the Love of Everything
  22. Shut the Front Door
  23. Pickles
  24. From Ice Age: Continental Divide: Suck It up, Buttercup
  25. God Bless America
  26. Biscuit Eater
  27. Snot
  28. Nuts and Bolts
  29. The Cosby filth, farth, and filth
  30. Shitake Mushrooms
  31. Sweet Darius Rucker
  32. Monkey Fluffer
  33. Peanut Butter and Crackers
  34. Stuck
  35. Perfect
  36. Bob Saget
  37. What the French toast
  38. Kiss my applesauce
  39. Kiss my grits (How’s that for a flashback?)
  40. From Adventure Time: What the Funky Fresh? and Don’t Be a Dumb Apple
  41. Oh, Faaaaaaabulous!
  42. Shnikeys
  43. Mother of Pearl
  44. Itchy Bee (I loved this one from Michelle of They Call Me Mummy and you’ve got to hear the backstory! “My daughter told me that there was a girl in her class who is an itchy bee. I replied, "huh?". With a poker face and raised eyebrow, she continued, "Bee with and itch..... Get it, Mum? B + itch!" Apparently this is doubly satisfying because she can say it at school ;p” 
  45. Son of a Beehive
  46. Snap
  47. Fracking
  48. Fish
  49. Dad Gum It
  50. Golly Gee Wilikers
  51. Fudge
  52. Rat Turds
  53. Shish Kabob
  54. Smart Ass=Intellectual Donkey
  55. Cheese and Rice
  56. Fudgescicles
  57. Sugar
  58. A brother who’s sister’s name is Chas, “I use the word Chas!!!! For example "I'll be Chasd" it works for me!!!!”
  59. Oh My Word
  60. Rats
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